I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

George Bernard Shaw
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  1. Because I just like sports, I like athletics and I like competition.

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  4. I would like to host a show, something like travel or cooking or something like that, something I'm really interested in, and so I'm pitching a couple television shows.

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